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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Some Cool Sms's

yaado k bhawar me 1 pal humara ho
dosti k chaman me 1 gul humara ho
khuda kare jab bhi aap apno ko yaad
karo to un me 1 naam humara HO

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very important health tips only for u.

dont eat pizzas,
pani puri,
ice cream,
chocolate,
& sandwitch..






WITHOUT ME......

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Muskan ke dayroon me hamesha khushi nahi hoti,
Aansuon ke bahaov me hamesha gam nahi hote.
Badh jaaye chahe faasle,Dosti aur pyar kabhi kam na

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wilingnes 2 listen

patience 2 undrstand

stregnth 2 support

n heart 2 care

may b dats wat it takes,
2 b a gud frnd


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Fizao k bdalne ka intzar nhi krte
Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nai krte
Yad kr lete h hm kuch khas Dosto ko
Unke yad krne ka intzar nhi krt

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Manager: what Is ur qualification?
Sardarji: Sir I am Ph.d.
Manager: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY

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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Another quote seen on a girl's t-shirt: ''Save a virgin ... Screw me instead !"

On a guys t.Shirt: ''prevent rape, Say yes instead

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Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY


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Bhikari:Sahab 1 rupiya de do
Srdr:Tume sharam nahi aati road pe khade bhik mangte huye? Bhikari:Abe saale tere ek rupiye keliye office kholu


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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful Person




We R Truly Sorry For Inconvinience... We've Sent It To Wrong Person

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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye
DIWALI KA TYOHAR

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dilko yaad jab aapki aayi,
liya kagaj aur tasvir apki banai..,
socha tha dilko lagakar rakhenge...,
par woh to baccho ko daraane ke kam aayi

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"LiTtLe" is what i talk with u..
"LoT" is what i think of u..
"MaNy" is what i like about u.. "ReMeMbRaNcE" is what i expect from u..
Gud morning...

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Life doesn't provide Warranties & Guarantees... it only provides possibilities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it!

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Wo Kaun Hai Jo
Uchal Uchal K
Paida Hote Hain?
Pehchano Kon?
Socho
Arey
Socho Na
Tauba
Ye Lo
Arey itna bi nahi pata
***POP CORN'


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When u begin a new day,say this prayer

"Thankyou God for this Amazingly
good looking msg. sender whose smartness
will inspire me the wholeda
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"All of us do not have equal talent, but all of us should have an equal opportunity to develop our talents".
- Abdul Kalam... Good MRNG

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Sardar selling parachute: U can jump from plane& press button &u can land safely. Customer:if parachute doesn't open? Sardar: Paisa wapas.!!


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Aap"PAGAL"ho!


Gussa Q Hote Ho?

Mera Matlab hai
P-Pyaare
A-Attractive
G-Genious
A-Ac tive
L-Luminous
Ab to SmIlE do
"Pagal"

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Karo kuch aisa dosti mein
k 'Thanks & Sorry' word be-imaan lage
Nibhao yaari aise ke 'yaar ko chodna mushkil'
Aur duniya chodna aasan lage

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A good ACTION is better than a million good INTENTIONS.
Yet we Judge ourselves by our INTENTIONS,
and others by their ACTIONS!
Gud Mg,
have an "ACTION-PACKED" day

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Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai,
kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai.
Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko...
Zakham to hmne phulo se paya hai

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TIME Can Make Us Forget Some Memories but There Will be Some Memories Where We Forget Time & Those Memories Make Life More Sweeter.Gud mrng

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Raat ne chadar samet li hai.
Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai.
Chaliye uthiye..
Aur dhanywad kijiye us Ishwar ka jisne tumhe itni pyari subah di hai !
Gudmrng
Gdday

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CHAND AAPSE VIDA HOKE UDAS HAI
SURAJ AAPSE MILNE KO BEKRAR HAI
AANKHE KHOLKAR DEKHIYE JANAB
AAPKO GOOD MORNING KARNE KO MERA MSG TAIYAR


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Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
"GALTI SE" GM

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Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:

I remember you when I wake up!

Have a nice day!

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Ek Jaan aur hazar Jhagade,
Zindagi kamaal Hoti Hai,
Ulajh jaye to jaan le le,
Sulajh jaye to Bemisaal Hoti Hai...


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Go down to c my heart...





























De kha...
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL Bole to ekdam Aapke..



Dimag Ki tarah..


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Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye

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Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.

8-)
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Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan

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DOST KA MATLAB
D =Dard me b jo sath ho
O =Oro se jyada khas ho
S =Sabse pyara jiske ehsas ho
T =Tum par jisko apni sansose jyada vishwas

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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R
~Take Care~

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Ek srdar ko puri rat machharo ne bahut pareshan kiya.
Uska dimaag ghoma.Sardar ne Zehar pee liya
aur bola Ab kaato saalo.sab k sab moroge

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Sukh unhe milte hain

jo dukh sehte hain

Aansu un k liye behte hain

jo yaadon me rehte hain.

Aur SMS unhe bheje jate hain

jo dil me rehte hain.

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Silence is the best way to avoid problems; smile is a powerful tool to solve problems. So, have a Silent Smile always!

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hw mch space in ur heart 4 me?
100%(write a song)
99%(call me)
75%(send sms)
50%(miss call)
0%(no answer)
let see wat u do

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Bapu ne kaha hai k
Jo tumhe sms Nahi bheje
Use roz 1msg jarur bhejna
1din use sharam aayegi aur aapko jarur sms Bhejega

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Excellent mind,
Khubsurat chehra,
mithi awaj,
masum aankhein,
perfect personality,
khushmijaj andaz,
ye to hui hamari baat,
AUR BATAO,

Aap kaise ho ... ?

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C.L.I.C.K. means : C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK

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Shikawe bhi honge humse,
Shikayat bhi hogi humse,
Par dosto se gila nahi karte,
Acche nahi bure hi sahi,
Hum jaise dost mila nahi karte

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